Tuesday, June 21, 2011

There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones? Well, that’s mayonnaise It's a decoy

Cat Stevens once crooned, "Ooooooo baby baby it's a wild world", at which point in time the statement itself drove him so crazy that he changed his name to Yusef Islam and opened a puppy mill, specializing in the cross breeding of large breeds and tiny ass purse size breeds. He also, wanting to prove how wild the world was opened "Yusef's Toast Emporium" which was a BYOT (bring your own toast) place where you told him upon what setting you wanted your bread toasted. Oddly, only the puppy mill proved to be a success. The toast idea, while intriguing, could take off at some point.

The reason I started this writing today with a direct excerpt from Wikipedia is that the world has taken on a wild new tilt lately. But no matter what, it's always crucial to remember as many Will Ferrell quotes as possible, think about squirrels doing dances to hip hop songs, and waiting for that day when senility creeps in and you can curse around little kids and pee in your pants.


Additionally perspective is always needed unless you want to always have only the most EXTREME points of view possible, which might be good if you are a snowboarder. But nothing in life is always "the most difficult", at least not yet. Wait until the machines take over. That will undoubtedly be more difficult, when you are forced to convince a car that you, in fact, cannot give it a ride somewhere. (Reference: Extreme Overdrive, honestly this will give you a better idea of some perspective for any current life situation)

In conclusion, I leave you with this brilliant quote:

Charlie: Do wasps make honey?
Dennis: No, wasps do not make honey.
Charlie: All right, well, I’m gonna check it out anyway; there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make, and I want that.